Dr.
Helen-Ruth,
Sex
Advisor to the Stars
aka Captain Helen*
and Madame Helen
"Dahling,
Godivas are better than sex, unless it is with Dr. Dave!"
*Captain Helen wants to make
it clear that when this picture was taken, brown was quite fashionable
and in no way implied association with any delivery company, past or present.
Yes Dahlings,
it's all here...
Weekly
BOX OF HAIR awards for those Pine Valleyites who have displayed
the most amazing feats of stupidity!
THE
PINE VALLEY FASHION POLICE, where fashion felons are stopped in their
tacky tracks by tastefully garbed officers of the law!
DAILY
TOPICS, where anything goes and frequently does!
Plus,
assorted fascinating observations, sarcastic commentary, and witty conversation
from a wonderful collection of posters.
Come
visit, Dahling!
The Box of Hair
awards have been causing the sale of Depends to skyrocket and also ruined
many keyboards from "spit takes". For a look back into the history
of stupidity in Pine Valley, CLICK
HERE But beware! This is not for the faint-hearted.
Reading months of cumulative BOH material has been known to cause serious
side effects. Please, we beg of you, stop if you begin to feel light-headed,
woozy, or have sudden urges to invite large groups of vagrants to move
into your home or open a Salsa club.
Dr. Helen-Ruth is not responsible
for any ill effects of reading the BOH awards. Read at your own risk.
The tasteful and
lovely graphics used on this site were created by:
Webpage
designed by Bubbles
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